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Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 05:47PM 
"ORDINARY GUY I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE. I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE POSITIVE AND IN CONTROL OF MY OWN DESTINY. YOUR SINCERE ABILITY TO LISTEN ALONG WITH YOUR UNDERSTATED WORDS AND STORIES WILL TRAVEL WITH ME ALWAYS. YOU MUST KNOW BY NOW THAT YOU ARE IN FACT AN EXTRAORDINARY HUMAN BEING, BLESS YOU, AND THANK YOU AGAIN"
-Female, 33 years old, Branch Manager USA
Who is the Ordinary Guy?
The ordinary guy is an adult male who prefers to be anonymous, remain nameless, live off the grid so to speak. The ordinary guy has a unique gift, the gift to communicate with people truthfully without the guilt or judgement that is often associated with speaking to close friends and family. He loves the idea of complete strangers becoming great friends. Some of his most enjoyable moments have been during random conversations initiated while waiting in a line or on the bus, shopping center, laundry room etc.
The ordinary guy has no real formal training in anything. He is not a phone sex svengali or even remotely psychic, he's not even very good at giving advice. He is a guy, an ordinary guy who just likes talking to people about whatever and whenever.
What can I expect when I speak with Ordinary Guy?
Absolutely nothing. Conversations and situations happen according to the universe. Ordinary Guy may be fixing his car, visiting his mother in law or eating a sandwich.
The Guarantee:
There really is only one Ordinary Guy and you will be speaking to the real live version of him. No recordings or messages will be left on your machine. Paid minutes will result in live conversation only. Ordinary Guy will make three attempts to reach you during your specified call times, if you are unavailable after 3 days your full chat investment will be returned to you via paypal. There are absolutely no hidden fees and there will be absolutely zero sharing of your information. This is a true one man operation and you will always be listened too, respected and spoken too by the same Ordinary Guy.
How Can I Speak with the Ordinary Guy?
Click on the paypal link below for the service you desire. Make sure too include what times are good for you and when you would like the ordinary guy to call (you can do this by typing in the "special instructions to merchant" box located in the paypal browser before you complete transaction. Calls will be made after receipt of payment for services. If your preferred time doesn't fit into ordinary guys schedule you will receive an email that asks for an alternate time that might work for you, the ordinary guy is very flexible but does have an increasingly busy chat schedule, regardless he will do his very best to accommodate you.
Telephone Call Services:
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The Chat:
A 10 minute Ordinary Guy call experience! Talk about whatever is on your mind, and he’ll tell you what is on his.
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The Conversation:
This is like the chat but longer. A whole 21 minutes when the five minute chat just won’t do! "Conversation" bundles can be purchased in advance for up to a maximum of one full hour depending on availability.
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The Birthday/Anniversary Call:
Ever had to make a call on somebody's birthday out of guilt when deep down inside you maybe would really rather not...It's Ok, you are not alone. In this modern fast paced world who has the time and or patience to "get into it" with everyone. You want to live honestly without guilt. That's why the Ordinary Guy loves to make these calls for you! As well take all of the pressure and anxiety off of the Anniversary. Ordinary Guy writes down your special partners anniversary well in advance and makes sure he/she gets a gentle, thoughtful and appropriate phone call on that magical day. In this case it really is the thought that counts and you will get extra "love" points for gifting in a creative way! Call time will depend on what you would like said.
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The Random and Fun Lottery Call:
With this service the Ordinary Guy will call you three times over the course of thirty days…..you just never know when! Let your own anticipation and excitement build to exhilarating new heights. Everyone is a winner!
(All calls unless otherwise stated will be made respectfully during the business hours of 9-5)
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Your Dirty Work/Break Up Call:
Everybody knows that there are some calls we just wish we didn’t have to make. Breaking up with your long or short term boyfriend/girlfriend. Firing someone from your corporate sales team. Sometimes you just want to tell your boss off! But when it comes to dialing the numbers you hang up in fear. The good news is, you don’t have to make that call! The Ordinary Guy will call on your behalf and take all the heat, engage in all the reasoning and essentially ride out the storm you wish to avoid. Ordinary Guy will also record the call and email it to you so you can relive the dramatic moment for years to come.
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The Reassurance Call:
This is a short call lasting only two minutes. Ordinary Guy will call you and deliver to you remarkably powerful words to lift your spirits. The list includes alot of positive re-enforcements that you will be able to bring into your everyday life. ie. "You are pretty".... "I believe in you" ..."Nature has never created a storm that has lasted forever" etc. Perfect for a little pick me up when your on the go!
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The Friend For Life Investment:
A small price to pay for someone who’s got your back 24/7. You will receive the Ordinary Guy’s private cell phone number and the ability to call him any time of the day or night. We live in a world were good friends come and go, it's hard to know what is "real" anymore. Fortunately this is! and the Ordinary Guy is in it for the long haul!
The "friend for life" Lifetime membership will be limited to 10 friends only. The Ordinary Guy is close to thirty years old and in ok health that means that if all goes well there will be many years of friendship ahead. There is absolutely no need to ever be lonely again. Sign up today to avoid disappointment.
Here is an article from the National Post Newspaper, it explains what I do a little more. Enjoy.
http://www.nationalpost.com/related/topics/story.html?id=1963895
My Grandpa once said at 89 that he lived an amazing life but he couldn't remember half of it and that I should always keep a journal. So I have been keeping an ordinary guy journal for a few years, its full of some of the most interesting conversations I've had. My sister always reads it when she visits and says it should be a book. I can't promise anything on that but she has offered to put my writing together for me in the next little while. If you would be interested in that please fill out your name and email below. Your information will not be shared in anyway with anyone, that's my promise. If you send me your email, I will try to send one back to you, if I do respond you can ask me a question or something and I will answer it, no charge of course. Ok thanks, talk soon.
Contact: The ordinary guy checks his email every couple of days, if you have any questions or concerns please email the ordinary guy at therealordinaryguy@gmail.com
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Do You Have an Ordinary Story that has Changed Your Life?
I used to think that to find oneself, happiness, spirituality etc. I would have to go live with monks or adhere to a certain diet, or yoga or join some kind of group with like minded people who smiled alot, it was all really overwhelming. My moment of inspiration came to me when I was sitting at a mall scraping gum off the bottom of my shoe with an old library card. I know this sounds strange but the more I chat to people the more I am finding that often life changing moments happen when you least expect and in the most ordinary of ways. I would love to hear your stories and be able to share some of them in my new book. No names will be used and you will like myself remain completely anonymous. I really look forward to hearing from you. You can submit your stories through my email address below. Thank you so much.
therealordinaryguy@gmail.com
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